Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Tree People

Aren't getting noticed. Robbie wants to know if someone will run for governor of Coliflordia under the Tree Party and to develop a platform. He's all for the cupcakes and party hats.

I'm afraid that if a new candidate enters the race, we would have to start a new poll, losing the votes that we have already accumulated for the current two candidates.

Platform issues:
  • Fewer Low Flying Airplanes
  • Eliminate Birds doing their business wherever
  • Protect Against Cold rain
  • More people in trees
  • Fewer trees to be cut down
  • More treehouses
  • Fewer squirrels chewing on trees

    Everyone who joins the tree party should get a free pumpkin.

    Potential slogan:
    "don't hurt people, don't hurt trees, because trees are people too"

    Serious D has been announced as the candidate for the Tree Party.
    He has experience playing music, with the computer, some experience with trees - he never cuts them down. He has a rescued oak tree, but no real tall trees in his backyard. But he might move soon...to a place with real tall trees?
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