Friday, November 7, 2008

Dispatches from Coliflordia

Hooray! We heard from Gov. Judy Gumsmacker. She apologizes for being out of touch, but she has been hard at work, meting with constituents, attending economic stimulus package summits and securing a puppy for the goobernatorial mansion. Wonder what she will name the puppy? Suggestions?

Lt. Gov. The Weirdo called in to say that it was 50 degress and hailing spaghetti sauce covered meatballs in Capitol, Coliflordia. What a mess!

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