Santa and Coliflordia

The Weirdo called in last week to say that he had heard that Santa Claus doesn't believe in Coliflordia.

Kids have called in with suggestions of alternative celebrations. One girl called in about how her family does a theme day and that sounds like so much fun!

An elf called in to say that they listen to KiDS Place LiVE while they make the toys in the North Pole, never fear.

Will Anna be a news reporter for the Absolutely Mindy show? For the Great State of Coliflordia?

News from Coliflordia

Apparently, Governor Gumsmacker is making the rounds. Here she is with MiNDY and Chief Finance Officer Abby, taking a break from some intense economic stimulation policy meetings.

News from Coliflordia

(Oh, I forgot to add -- YEAHHHHHHH!)

3:45pm:
The Weirdo, Lt. Gov. of Coliflordia, called in to talk about the little monster babies that the Coliflordian citizens have bought at pet shops. These monster babies are going to grow up and destroy things in Coliflordia. Keep the monster babies on leashes. Are there any little monster baby trainers?

(Ed. note: Mail in drawings of your little monster babies, and we will post them on the blog.)

4:00pm:
Gabby called to said she's working on a little monster baby adopting machine. And then something about diapers. I dunno.

4:10pm:
Catherine is little monster baby trainer at a facility in Coliflordia. They like to knock down blocks. They destroy things when they are little so they don't feel like doing it when they become adults. "Destroying Toys" is the name of the facility.

4:30pm:
Kennedy is looking for some potty training advice.

5:30pm:
Nina thinks it could be hard, so you just should pay attention to what they are doing. It might take a whole year. People could make little diapers.

(Ed note: And I did find a personal penguin for Mindy here; I just didn't gift her with one! What's the breadcrumb/USD exchange rate?)

For The Weirdo and Other Fans

Remember that you can always reach the blog at KPLfans.com which is pretty easy to remember!!

And The Weirdo, JudyG, and other citizens of Coliflordia. You are more than welcome to discuss current events in the great state here on the blog. You may not reach as many as you would over the airwaves, you will reach some and they can spread the word.

I don't blame MiDNY for putting Coliflordia news on the back burner while there are more pressing issues at the moment. I would too. But please feel free to share here while we wait for the dust to settle.

News from Coliflordia

The Weirdo is on the line, describing the made-up state of Coliflodia to the new listeners coming from Sirius Kids Stuff.

Coliflordia is over South Dakota, and the new currency is breadcrumbs. (Shh--- it is all made up by us....and you can make up stuff too!!!)

Today there was a parade in honor of the fans of the former Kids Stuff. Some XMKiDS fans came out, some Sirius fans came out, and most everyone got along. There were some people picketing KiDS Place LiVE; those are the ones that need the hugs.

News from Coliflordia

3:40pm:
Ninja Quincy called in from BC, Coliflodia. I didn't follow the cars falling apart and the dinosaur parts.

3:20pm:
Lego Luke called in and talked about Futuro-City, where they mass produce solar powered flying cars with jet rockets. Obnoxious vanity plates are outlawed.

He's happy to be appointed as the Supreme Court Justice for Coliflordia. He likes the Lego songs on the Lego website.

News from Coliflordia

6:45pm:
Gov. Judy Gumsmacker thinks that he would be a great justice for the Supreme Court of the state of Coliflordia, and that he is only doing phone homework. Please don't get him in troulbe, JudyG is groveling. Really. Make Mindy and JudyG stop groveling. I can't stand the noise. Please.

6:35pm:
Lego Luke stated that he would love to be on the Supreme Court. But had to hang up; ARGH! Call back volunteer or if anyone other that would like to be appointed!!!

5:30pm:
Quincy rode Paper Airlines to Coliflordia and landed in a flower pot. He went to Video Game City (Game Valley), where people live in a video game. People turn into little 8-bits when they go in, like a classic Super Mario Brothers game. The people get to be in the game when they walk in.

Send in your drawing of what it looks like!

Dispatches from Coliflordia

Hooray! We heard from Gov. Judy Gumsmacker. She apologizes for being out of touch, but she has been hard at work, meting with constituents, attending economic stimulus package summits and securing a puppy for the goobernatorial mansion. Wonder what she will name the puppy? Suggestions?

Lt. Gov. The Weirdo called in to say that it was 50 degress and hailing spaghetti sauce covered meatballs in Capitol, Coliflordia. What a mess!

Where is JudyG?

The Weirdo called in; no one knows where Governor Judy Gumsmacker is right now. People have all sorts of ideas what she might be up to, but with everyone running around screaming, The Weirdo is nervous about the extreme state of confusion.

Where do you think she might be?

Cities of Coliflordia

Wow, never heard of it before, but I guess there is a Soggy Bottom in Coliflordia. What other towns/locales are there that we've not heard of (or have heard of?

Send a picture in and we'll post it!!!!!


Now there is Mix-Match City... sky is red and the grass is purple.

Watermelon Seedy reports that people are screaming, underpants on their heads, yellow shoes.

Phoney Phone City - everyone is talking on the phone?

Polar Town has no real homes, but people live in igloos. It is below zero there.

Bodyodor has decided that they are going to play XMKiDs music very loud, run around in their underpants, hold their dirty gym socks and scream their heads off.

Wacky Wingtown has the mayor Wacky Walbert who has wings, so the tooth fairy is suing him. He can make other people fly as well.

Animal Town - where the people can turn into animals -- not just regular animals, but mix-match animals too!!! You can't do anything to hurt the animals or you will get kicked out to Soggy Bottom.

Holiday City, Holiday Lake, Christmas Town, Easter City, and Independence Village, celebrating holidays, 24/7.

One listener's view of Watermelon Seedy: